RE: (TFT) Yet another computer...

["maou_tsaou1@netzero.net" <maou_tsaou1@netzero.net>]

< The session ended with Stephen Lynch and friends singing "It's D&D"!
Nuff said? >

Stephen Lynch song
(I do TFT in place of D&D)


< Makes harmonica sounds 'beat box' style>

< More harmonica >

I got my twelve sided die
And I'm ready to roll
With a wizard and my goblin crew.

My friends are 
comin over 
to my 
Moms' basement
bringin funyons and the mountain dew.

I got a 
big broad sword
made outa
cardboard
and that stereo thats pumpin zeppelin.

Dazed and confused.

It's that time of the night,
we turn on the black light,
let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

It's D and D!!!!!
Fightin with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!!!!!!
Never kissed a lady before.

 nope

I said it,
WOOO!
C'mon wanna bring the thunder? 
I'll bring the thunder,
cmon bring the thunder lets go! 

aww thats nice.
 

why dont you bring some thunder mother fucker, bring some thunder alright!




Now the lord of the rings 
the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool.
and when we put on our cloaks
and tell warlock jokes
we're the coolest kids in the school!

 no we're not,
 i know.

now tyke's a real bastard,
but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.

And I rehearse in my room
and I call it the dragon's tomb
when I'm at it with my girlfriend!

It's D and D---wait wait wait, tyke, cmon.
Im sorry.
Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. 
Hold on gimme one second. 

What?

Dude come on.
Seriously, what?! you got a frickin...girlfriend?

Dungeon master!

That's kind of a dick thing to say.

It's D and D!!!!!
Summoning the demons of hell. 
It's D and D!!!!!! 
When we're shipped into the taco bell. 

Chalupa!

Well my mideval brother
There's room here for another
would you care to take a roll of the die?

<Jay Sings LOUD>

Well you guys weap, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as i? see your in mortal danger i'm a first class ranger who's half a deamon and half an elf. and if that doesn't scare ya maybe i should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shell. next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen. i've got treasures and traps, on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines. so if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls. ill be protected by my rogue of destruction. and i will leave you both in tears cuz im the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.

It's D and D!!!!!!
Warriors who terrify.
It's D and... D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Virgins! 

Till the day... 

we...............................................................................................


..................o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

one
 two 
frig you 
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

........sus

!

< Takes a deep bow >

GOOD NIGHT SEATLE!
WE LOVE YA!

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