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Re: (TFT) Get rid of players with a bad habit?!?



Hey Tim,
    Did you hear the one about the wizards guild
that decided to put prootwaddles back into the
Intelligent monster category?  See, the way they set
up guild franchises was by sending a crate of mere
old plus one swords to the applicants.  They could
sell them and try to get ten grand together.  If
they finally got a fully stocked wizards lab they
could SUBMIT it to the guild.  When it is finally
accepted a copy of the +2 sword book is passed to
the guild.  This book is considered the charter, or
license if you will.  Anyway, the guild decided
that the prootwaddles were never going to achieve a
lab, and that the shipments of +1 sword crates had
done nothing but lower the IQ level of the gene pool.
 They had better move them back to the Intelligent
monster category, and let the dragons back into the
Humanoid category.  Before it was too late.  Besides,
think of how much strength you could get at a dragon
staffed lab.
    So the dragons ate all the wizards.


    David Michael Grouchy II

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