Re: (TFT) Wizards at War, the musical

[Thorn <edt@dopey.ne.mediaone.net>]

WARNING: Highly Silly Post.

Neil Gilmore wrote:
> 

> Anyway, let's get back to those +3 swords. How about some assumptions? Say
> both armies are 5000 strong, and are average joe swordsman, ST12, DX12(10),
> IQ8, using broadsword, small shield, and leather armor.

They also all have Dancing, to arrange this 5000-man can-can line.  :)

<The army arrives on the field, and the generals bellow:  "Line
Abreast!">

Red General: "Line Abreast!"

Blue General: "Line Abreast!"

<"Line Abreast!", the troops echo, Buffaloing, the front rank in place,
the ones behind alternating left and right, and all singing...>

Red Army: "Line Abreast!  Line Abreast!  Oh, it's time to put your metal
to the test!"

Blue Army: "We've no fear, we'll win this war
            And we're really, really sure
            'Cause Neil's figured all
            The odds out long before!"
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