(TFT) BARMANS JOKE CLEAN

["Jay Carlisle" <selfinflicted_wounds@boardermail.com>]

BARMANS JOKE CLEAN

"Why does da Ocean Rroar?" Barman drawls, fixing you with his merry gaze.
You shrug inquireingly at the massive innkeep.
"Ew'd rroarr tu if'n ye 'ad crrabs on ye buttom!" he booms, clutching his round belly in laughter.
"Ah me", he shudders, catching his breath whle wipeing a tear from his eye. He glances around
the lively hall, sizeing up the needs of his patrons you imagine, then turns his attention back and
asks,
"Would ye like ta 'earr uh durrtie one?

<mark 5min>

[you may order food and drink]

Barman seems to truly enjoy his jokes, but their so bad! If you want to brave one of his 'dirty ones'
(BARMANS JOKE DIRTY)

If you just can't stand another corny joke then
(BARMANS CONVERSATION)
or you could always just excuse yourself and
(BARMAN BAR EARLY D3)
or
(TOWN SQUARE)

(note the town index in the apendex gives all business entrances and travel time between, that let's em bypass this town square drag. once they find a location then they can always go back (time providing))


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