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Re: (TFT) This would not happen in real life....



No wait... It's like THIS, see:

The three of us were traveling adventure's dangerous road - minding our own business - when a rabid and most blood-thirsty bear came charging out of the woods directly toward us.

Our friend (whom we had come to know as Bjeorn Bear-Buddy) shouted, "Run For It, Lads" as he bravely leapt into the monster's path.

In those frantic moments, we could hear Bjeorn's skillful - nay, 'Masterful' - attempts to charm the bear - to calm his rage- but as the gap closed between man and beast it became apparent that the primal fury of the charging bear would not be assuaged despite the most expert handling.

The thing that we did next, we did for sheer love of our dear companion. An act which some might call unthinkable in other circumstances was, on this dark day, the most prudent and civil of all acts. For at that moment, we knew that the only help we could give to our brave friend, Bjeorn, was to spare him the impending violent and brutal mauling that loomed seconds away.
. . . . . . . . .
Fly the Arrow!
Whirl the Axe!
And swiftly to thy mark!

Waits the Barrow,
Mercy, Wax
in Rest, in Peace, in Dark.
. . . . . . . . . .

And thus we rightly did what must be done, and we did so as faithful friends, and as humble servants of the Brave Bjeorn Bear-Buddy.

Signed,
Gary the Cock-Eyed Archer



Gavin Gossett
The Fantasy Quest
TFQ Games

Gavin@TheFantasyQuest.com
www.TheFantasyQuest.com

----- Original Message ----- From: <pvk@oz.net>
To: <tft@brainiac.com>
Sent: Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:03 AM
Subject: Re: (TFT) This would not happen in real life....


Sounds like exactly the sort of thing that happens in real life, to me...

Though someone else might also interpret it as, you stumbled into a bear's
territory causing it to feel threatened, and your animal handler tried to
peacefully resolve the situation, but the others were terrified and in their
panicked state, ironically killed their friend while trying to attack the
bear.

--- clumsyspider@hotmail.com wrote:

From: David Carter <clumsyspider@hotmail.com>
To: <tft@brainiac.com>
Subject: (TFT) This would not happen in real life....
Date: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:24:29 -0500

We had started a new session of playing TFT. Each of us had, just that
evening, made up new starting characters and we had just decided on our first quest. The very first encounter was when a large bear came out of the woods towards us. One character had the "Animal Handler" talent so he moved towards
the bear. The rest of us were not so willing to go along with this and the
Spearman threw his spear at the bear while someone else (me) fired an arrow. Both of us failed to miss (Basic skill levels only) the Animal Handler and he ended up dead while trying to talk to a charging bear. It later occurred to us that if this had been real life what had actually happened was that an enraged
bear had charged us, one person had gone over to talk to it while his best
buds had put a spear and an arrow in his back. Let CSI figure that one out.
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