> I rolled up a Prootwaddle once...
Given you don't roll dice for characters in TFT I assume you mean you actually rolled up a semi-sapient creature.
This is a common habit amongst stupidity smokers. Secret methods are used to render the prootwaddle highly malleable, so it can be flattened out into a flat hairy throw rug. This is dried, cut into strips of convenient size and rolled up with the hair on the inside. When the hair is set alight, smoke may be drawn through the centre by the smoker's lung power. The effect is similar to but milder than a stupidity potion, or reading Jay's e-mails. Afterwards the prootwaddle can be reassembled without harm well that's what we tell people.
DavidWas in My faebookakie history today... Chaplin? Idk Something like 'Think differently but don't believe everything You think?'